Thoughts of a Dying Athiest

Why not
(1) The singular most boring question: Can I ask you a question?? WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
(2) Are you happy with it? Huh?
(3) Are you named after anyone? My cousin
(4) Are you a prostitute? Yep........................or not
(5) Your screenname: You could be my Unintended choice to live my life extended you could be the on I'll always love.....
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? Nope
(7) Then what would you name your children? Here goes : Optimus Prime Badass Slash Axl Duff Sorum SAXON Bradley Hockey
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? I've met a woman who's name was Brett..........
(9) If you could switch names with a friend,who would that be? SAXON as well as his goodlooks
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Bret Breet Brad Fag Hocking Hokey Hocey Hosking
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? I invented Hockey (the sport) i aint giving up bragging rights to that

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BASICS
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(12) Your gender: Male
(13) Straight/gay/bi? straight
(14) Single? As always
(15) Want to be? Happy
(16) Your birthdate: 22/8/1989
(17) Your age: 17
(18) Age you act: How many ages can i act??
(19) Age you wish you were: my age
(20) Your height: 6 foot something
(21) The color of your eyes: They like to change so Im not sure
(22) Happy with it? meh *shrugs*
(23) The color of your hair: Brown with faint blond streaks, natural of course
(24) Happy with it? meh *shrugs*
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? I am proud to say i am both
(26) Your living arrangement? Im the man
(27) Your family: mum, dad, Daniel, Matthew, Michael, the dog (harley) and fuckface (the cat, who has no offcial name)
(28) Have any pets? Harley Davidson Hockey (dog) Fuckface doesnt even deserve my last name (the cat who doesnt have an offcial name)
(29) What's your job? Chief Champion People Server (KFC)
(30) Piercings? One in my left ear, i despise nose rings
(31) Tattoos? I will be getting a few
(32) Obsessions? Books
(33) Addictions? Coca-Cola, Red Eye
(35) Do you speak another language? italian kinda
(36) Have a favourite quote? Its time to kickass and chew bubblegum........but I'm all outta gum
(37) Do you have a webpage? http://www.myspace.com/brettoxafterniyne

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DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
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(38) Do you live in the moment? I go with the flow..........hell i AM the flow
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? yes.
(40) Do you have any secrets? plenty
(41) Do you hate yourself? Despise is the word i look for
(42) Do you like your handwriting? nope
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Saying whats on my mind when its not appropriate
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? People dont compliment me
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? WTF?
(46) What's your biggest fear? Heights
(47) Can you sing? No i dont think so
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? nope
(49) Are you a loner? Sometimes
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? Screw everyone over
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No
(52) Are you a daredevil? Anything to hurt myself
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? my body (under hate)
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Both
(55) Have you got a journal? my live journal
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? my mind, im a sucker for a cute smile
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Everything
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. Which do you choose? love.......
(59) How do you vent? Walls
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? Most of the time, lately im not so sure
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Telling people i like them, i alwas screw up
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? meh
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Never trust anyone
(64) What do you like the most about your body? nothing...
(65) And least? everything..
(66) Do you think you are good looking? fuck no
(67) Are you confident? Meh
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? Buu, from DBZ, im big, fat, sometimes pink and a prick to kill
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? all the time

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DO YOU...
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(71) Smoke? no
(72) Do drugs? no
(73) Read the newspaper? I enjoy the articles
(74) Pray? nope
(75) Go to church? nope
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Nah fuck em
(77) Sleep with a stuffed animal? nope
(78) Take walks in the rain? All the time
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? all the time
(80) Drive? Yeah
(81) Like to drive fast? Meh

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HAVE YOU EVER...
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(82) Liked your voice? No
(83) Hurt yourself? Yeah
(84) Been out of the country? no
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? i don't know
(88) Been in love? i am
(89) Done drugs? no
(90) Gone skinny dipping? no
(91) Had a medical emergency? I nearly died by overdose of painkillers, my choice
(92) Had a surgery? no
(93) Ran away from home? no
(94) Played strip poker? no
(95) Gotten beaten up? Define beaten up, i've been punched numerous times but generally people dont like to mess with someone who weighs 110 kilos
(96) Beaten someone up? Little prick insulted my mum........
(97) Been picked on? they try
(98) Been on stage? yes love it
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you
faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to
mention your breath? no
(100) Slept outdoors? yes
(101) Thought about suicide? yep
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? yes
(103) If yes, what is your record? 52 and a half hours
(104) Gone one day without food? try a week
(105) Talked on the phone all night? yes
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first? havent we all
(107) Slept all day? yep i did last week
(108) Killed someone? I'll kill you
(109) Made out with a stranger? Yus
(110) Had sex with a stranger? Yus, I regret it
(111) Thought you're going crazy? Who you getting crazy with essay?? Dont you know im loco??
(112) Kissed the same sex? no
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Shared the man love (fuck you i know what it is so shut up)
(114) Been betrayed? yes
(115) Had a dream that came true? If you count the dream where i dreamt i woke up then yes
(116) Broken the law? Yus
(117) Met a famous person? Hells yeah
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Fucking possum
(121) On purpose? No
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? Yeah dont trust me
(146) Stolen anything? yeah
(147) Been on radio/tv? both
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? i am the mosh pit
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? Yep recently, twice even
(150) Considered religious vocation? meh
(152) Bungee jumped? Getting there
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Yeah the one where my bestfriend takes my girlfriend...........thats weird i dont have a girlfriend

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CLOTHES
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(154) Shoe brand? I dont know...........
(155) Brand of clothing? Im wearing Nike glasses
(156) Cologne/perfume? Brut
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? the uniform
(158) How about parties? Drinking pants, whatever shirt im wearing
(159) Wear hats? no
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? no
(161) Wear make-up? nail polish sometimes
(162) Favourite place to shop? Caltex 24 hour
(163) Favourite article of clothing? Drinking pants
(164) Are you trendy? no
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? yes

What was this called??

(166) Believe in life on other planets? There has to be something
(167) Miracles? meh
(168) Astrology? meh
(169) Magic? meh
(170) God? I believe in higher forms
(171) Satan? What a pussy
(172) Santa? Fat bastard, wheres my GT-P you prick
(173) Ghosts? Very much so
(174) Luck? sometimes
(175) Love at first sight? yes
(176) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)? yes
(177) Witches? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(178) Easter bunny? Little bastard
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? meh
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? fag
(181) Do you wish on stars? yeah what of it??

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DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
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(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I believe in life after death
(183) Do you think God has a gender? Meh
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? yus
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? meh
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? into the ground to be eaten by worms
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AMIGOS
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(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Ever met Steve Swift?? yeah a few
(188) Who is your best friend? I'd say Annie and Gavin
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? Annie and funnily enough Renee
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? Steve Swifts tip to saving: dont spend your money
(191) Your favourite inside joke? You are
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? My weight
(193) Who's your longest known friend? That i have now?? Gavin
(194) Newest? Renee
(195) Shyest? dunno
(196) Funniest? Bizz
(197) Sweetest? Rachel
(198) Craziest? Fucking Matahooha
(199) Weirdest? Renee
(200) Smartest? George and Jayde
(201) Ditziest? Ellen
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? Georgia (george)
(203) Last person you talked to online? George
(204) Do you talk to most online? Renee
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Steve
(206) Who do you trust most? Renee
(207) Who listens to your problems? I dont tell people my problems
(208) Who do you fight most with? Steve
(209) Who's the nicest? Ellen
(210) Who's the most outgoing? me
(211) Who's the best singer? Rachel
(212) Who's on your shit-list? Wouldnt you like to know
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? why not, they're goodlooking people
(214) Who's your second family? Gavin, he's my bro, even if he aint my blood
(215) Do you always feel understood? No
(216) Who's the loudest friend? Troy
(217) Do you trust others easily? No
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: meh
(220) Do your friends know you? no
(221) Friend that lives farthest away: Annie

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LOVE, and all that
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(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? no
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? no
(226) What do you consider romantic? you dont know me do you??
(227) Turn-on? A nice set of hips
(228) Turn-off? Drug users
(229) First kiss? Rhiannon, an old flame
(231) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in
dating you, how would you feel? wanted
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going
"blind"? ianything for me.......im so lonely
(233) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a
girl to ask a guy out? meh
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone
physically unattractive? You people with your always going for the hot sportsman type, you disgust me
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? They lie
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? When they're face lights up when they laugh, im a sucker for a cute smile
(238) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? When they get all "you're so sexist" I fucking hate that, get over it
(245) Do you read porn? Wouldnt you like to know
(246) Read the articles? Just the want ads
(247) Just the pics? of men yeah
(248) What's the last present someone gave you? a nice hug at the old gaol
(257) Are you in love? yes
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? Dont have one
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw
some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? I'd check them out
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WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
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(279) That haunted you? As in thoughts, Renee
(280) You wanted to kill? Gavin
(281) That you laughed at? Crag
(282) That laughed at you? I dont know
(283) That turned you on? This one girl at the gaol had a nice set of hips
(284) You went shopping with? Steve
(285) That broke your heart? They know who they are
(286) To disappoint you? ME
(287) To ask you out? Chelsea
(288) To make you cry? Chelsea
(289) To brighten up your day? Renee makes me laugh
(290) That you thought about? I just thought of how renee makes me laugh does that count
(291) You saw a movie with? Rachel and Ellen
(292) You talked to on the phone? Dooley
(293) You talked to through IM/ICQ? some bloke
(294) You saw? Matthew just walked through
(295) You lost? My mind

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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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(337) Are you going out? Do i look like i am
(338) Will it be with your significant other? stupid question
(339) Or some random person? even stupider question
(340) What are you wearing right now? Pants GnR shirt
(341) Body-part you're touching right now: Wouldnt you like to know
(342) What are you worried about right now? If i should tell her i like her.......
(343) What book are you reading? BattleTech EndGame
(344) What's on your mousepad? Mr. Smiley
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Disgusted, confused, confused, confused and confused
(346) Are you bored? meh
(347) Are you tired? no
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? no
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? nope
(350) Are you lonely or content? lonely
(351) Are you listening to music? MUSE Absolution

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